Middle-Earth Meme: Friendships [5/5]
It’s going to be okay, son.
captain’s log: what the fuck is going on THESE FRICKIN’ TRIBBLES ARE EVERYWHERE 0/10 DO NOT RECOMMEND
officer come quick there’s been a robbery
don’t you mean a ro-bear-y
THAT IS THE CUTEST POLICE OFFICER LADY AND BEAR I HAVE EVER SEEN LOOK AT THEM THEY’RE ADORABLE.
This is not my beautiful house
This is not my beautiful wife
Being your slave what should I do but tend
Upon the hours, and times of your desire?
I have no precious time at all to spend;
Nor services to do, till you require.
Nor dare I chide the world without end hour,
Whilst I, my sovereign, watch the clock for you,
Nor think the bitterness of absence sour,
When you have bid your servant once adieu;
Nor dare I question with my jealous thought
Where you may be, or your affairs suppose,
But, like a sad slave, stay and think of nought
Save, where you are, how happy you make those.
So true a fool is love, that in your will,
Though you do anything, he thinks no ill.
– William Shakespeare, Sonnet 57.